Everyone should know that there is some huge joke involving Juggles, Frog, Scooter, me, and Corn Pops. Hell, the four of us are collectivly known as the Corn Pops Group. Well, you may be wondering the origin of all of this. Well, it all started during the later half of our Sophomore year.
Since they're all good friends, they just wouldn't let it die. So, Junior year Scott came up with a plan. Near Christmas they have a religigiously biased assembly. The highlight of which is Santa Claus responding to letters students sent in. He doesn't give them exactly what they want, like giving someone an alarm clock instead of a reserved parking spot, but that just adds to the fun. Anyway, Scooter wrote a letter to Santa for Corn Pops. I'll summarize it here:
Dear Santa:
I think my friend, Justin, is going to have a lonely Christmas vacation this year, and I have come up with a way to cheer him up. If you gave him a box of Corn Pops it would really cheer him up.
From,
Scott
You know what? They picked his letter. So I had to go down in front of the entire school and sit on Santa's lap. He asked me for the story behind it and just told him it was very inside, and only four people know the truth. People made very wrong assumptions about it, but no one came close (HA! I just did a redundancy, and instead of fixing it, I'm pointing it out, like the moron I am).
Well, there is the story of Corn Pops. If you would like to know more of the origin, the price varies from person to person, and since I'm the only one designated to give that information out, you have to bribe me.
Heidi, your price is set at 37. That seems reasonable *wink* *wink*, right Scott and Matt? |
